What the hell?

I just woke up, I have no recollection of starting this blog. Or anything. Who the hell are you guys? Why do I only have huge shoulder pads, and blue and yellow spandex for clothing. AND WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE WHITE HAIR, SHOULDN'T I BE LIKE A KID. Who's deadpool and why does he keep on leaving me nude pictures of Bea Arthur?! Someone help me!