I'M ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!??????!!!????????

I was speaking to J'onn Jonzz the Martian Manhunter with my other reality communicator and he wanted to congraulate me. I had no idea about what, but he said he had heard that Gaia and I were getting married?!?!? I have no recollection of this. Either Thor's attack is the cause or there's something else going on. I mean we're dating and I like her and all, but I'm not ready for that kind of commitment. Plus Wade will demand to be the best man and perform at the bacholerette party! I can't even spell right I'm so nervous...

Maybe I should call in some favors. I don't want to abandon Gaia the way my dad did to my mom. What should I do?

My Head Hurts...

My last post was a result of:

Apparently the God of Thunder is pro-registration. Who would've thought a god would care? Heck I'm a Mutant Messiah and I barely care if the heroes register or not. Anyway I've decided to distance myself a little after this. I'm the leader of two countries, and I don't need Fabio trying to shot me with bolts of lightining. Anyway I am offering Rumekistan and Providence as safe havens to people trying to avoid Iron Man and his ass-kissing avengers who are pretty full of themselves at the moment. They don't realize the damge that they are causing. I have seen the future. I am the future. I will do whatever I can to prevent it from making the present the future.

-Nathan Summers

What the hell?

I just woke up, I have no recollection of starting this blog. Or anything. Who the hell are you guys? Why do I only have huge shoulder pads, and blue and yellow spandex for clothing. AND WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE WHITE HAIR, SHOULDN'T I BE LIKE A KID. Who's deadpool and why does he keep on leaving me nude pictures of Bea Arthur?! Someone help me!