OK GO!

The band "Ok Go" shall be playing at a charity benefit I'm putting together for victims of early male pattern baldness/ early gray hair. I obviously identify with this problem. I've hired Carson to help me deal with their hollywood needs. For those of you who don't know Carson is the queer eye guy that war part of Deadpool's show.

What I'm secretly hoping is that they'll teach me how to ride a treadmill!

Another note I apparently made a date with someone named Bertha for this weekend. I have no recollection of this but its probably a result of Thor blasting me. Will let you know how it goes.

-Cable.